He should break down how he drinks champagne from his stank-ass shoe like a weirdy weirdboy.

I did my part, I bought a 4C (and uh sold it, but still!).

G/Oat-Fucker Media

If he uses all of that recycled/ocean-trash sourced shit in this thing and it still ends up costing as much as its oil-burning/dead tree/dead cow competitors, I will laugh.

We had people who were willing to cape for Bill Cosby, so this scenario is tame by comparison.

I’m on the fence about these guys. I think the Bollinger models are both awesome, but I almost wish I’d never seen what Rivian has in store. Rivian’s RT1 could cost way more than the B2 and I’d probably still opt for the former based on design and execution alone. But the Bollinger actually seems like it was…

Fast-charging pit stops - unlike shitty advertising practices and actively stifling creativity - is a great business strategy that Formula E should definitely adopt.

“I scrolled past updates on Facebook on his visit to the White House, refused to open links when my friends texted alerting me of the “slavery is a choice” comment, and I stuck my fingers in my ears during his rants until I could turn on TheCollege Dropout.”

aka “is a terrorist”.

None of this was surprising, really. Porsche will sell heaps of these things on reports like this alone.

Jim Spanfeller secretly enjoys being Little Spoon but pretends to be Big Spoon because HE’S A BIG BEEF BOY AND BEINF IN A WARM COCOON OF LOVE ISN’T WHAT BIG BEEF BOYS DO AND THAT’S WHAT JIM IS.

Jim Spamfucker tries to look over the divider at other people’s junk when using public urinals.

I’m not saying that Jim Spamfuller eats ass, butt... 

Jem Sporkfingerer sells empty PS4 boxes on eBay during Christmas.

Jamie Spanksfellas dreams about having a step-sister to bang.

Jim Spanfeller is the kid you regret teasing in grade school - only to run into them as an adult and regret not teasing them more.

Jim Spanfeller stalls out every time he drives a manual Honda Fit.

Jank Spongefucker is what happens when you take MRATT DAAAMURRN from Team America and turn him into a real boy.

Junk Spunkfanner is probably (definitely) a goat-fucker.

Germ Spanfeller would call the cops on a kid’s lemonade stand - and then take over the lemonade stand.