Jim Spermfeeler wipes back-to-front after taking a dump.

Jim Spamfuller doesn’t respond to reader emails and probably sleeps with a nightlight.

Jim Spamfeller gives trick-or-treaters low-grade Dollar Store candy that he bought on sale two Halloweens ago.

Jim Spamfeller doesn’t have to wear a Halloween costume, since he’s already a ghoul.

Macan looks slightly better IMHO, but I’ve accepted that it’s more “glorious slightly-lifted hatchback” than SUV - so I’ll give it to the F-Pace.

Kanye Worst.

Two conspicuously-absent displays of solidarity:

Okay. 

I didn’t say that the Golf was the first hatchback; I said that the Ritmo (and damn near every other hatch at the time) were designed to reflect a lot of the same styling cues as the Golf.

....Yes. Which it’s why it isn’t a rare combination of anything.

If the Cayman GT4 didn’t exist, I’d be all over this thang.

Who amongst us hasn’t been bombarded by dicks?

“really appreciate what was happening there, stylistically—a rare combination of boldness and restraint, daring and subtlety.”

The airline industry can’t afford to invest in Fairey tales.

*Viper, ugh. 

I think the Supra is dope, but it’s got sooooooo much competition now. Like the Viler, I suspect the people who buy it will be those who just really want a Supra.

Yeah that’s actually exactly what I meant when I wrote that comment using words that didn’t mean that at all.

Jim Spanfeller is a gutless motherfucker who needs to get papercuts on his tongue.

As a van-hater, you’ve somehow made me like the Transit even more.

Lol this car was made out of wood the same way the human body is made out of water.