So what you’re saying is that Hyundai knows me better than I do?

It’s like a lightbar and vantablack, dude. 

Uh, I plea the fifth, bruv.

This is one of those simple things I never knew I needed - like discovering peanut-butter toast in my thirties (don’t judge me, bro).

I mean, the Leaf kinda IS the one people want, so at least they’re consistent-ish?

That would require voluntarily interacting with bad cops though. So.

The New Mexico State Police and the San Juan District attorney announced they will not file charges against Officer Christensen.

Checking to make sure those ashy producers were shot down.

Yes to the drivetrain, no to that trash-ass design. 

Uh. If that’s what it looks like, I’m actually good with their decision to ignore the States. Not feeling that at all....

🎶When I’m gone, when I’m gone o-whoa-o/You’re gonna miss me when I’m gone...🎵 *claps And taps SOLO cup*

That’s some bullshit.

They’re like your idiot friend from childhood who’s fun to be around, but you ignore on LinkedIn.

I hope that (former) reporter wakes up and steps barefoot on LEGO bricks every morning for the rest of his life.

How many cows sacrificed themselves for their fits?

Thanks for reminding me that Case’s style was lowkey out there. Like the Coke Zero version of Sisqo.

This is as remarkable/gratifying as it is pathetic/infurating. Women driving themselves shouldn’t even be a concern in any modern or rational society, yet here the fuck we are.

Did the world a favor, honestly.

Could’ve been avoided if he’d simply made Alain change.

Not a rally car but still somehow the correct answer - that’s how awesome these things were.