I’m glad that I’m old enough to appreciate that top-tier DadJoke.

This was such a missed opportunity. There’s no way Victor Muller is looking at the current luxury crossover/SoftUV explosion and not kicking himself.

That fast pivot to religion/non-secular things that black people like to do around their 40s is the most annoying thing in the worrrrrld.

Nah. Sounds like she can’t control her emotions and can’t acknowledge that her hooping days are over.

It is a tiresome trend I can’t lie. It’s like a weird attempt to make up for casting Chadwick Boseman and Denzel in everything.

Isn’t Hudson already doing an Aretha biopic?

For those who don’t know, Cynthia Erivo has. The. Range.

Shut your bitchass up.

This looks so, so good. Haven’t seen this much understated cool since the E38 7-series.

My brother buys enough of their stuff to start an outlet store and/or be named de facto brand ambassador, so you’re in good company.

Z4 for the track, i8 for the “commute” lol.

BMW has always been about the riding the line between practicality and performance, and that’s what the M cars are.

And like I said none of those offer the utility an SUV shopper is looking for.

Also I like how while thumb-fucking his phone to churn out his long IG screed, he didn’t stop and think “Oh look another man commenting on a woman’s/girl’s appearance maybe I should STFU and delete this.”

Respectability Politics rears its ugly (but always well-coifed bc white gaze) head again, I see.

Any person who is being maliciously attacked by the press has a right to point it out. It’s not a “complaint”; abuse isn’t a requirement or valid consequence of celebrity.

Girl don’t yell.

Daily Mail is problematic even if you remove the monarchy from the equation. Their entire journalistic process is steeped in bottom-feeding scumbaggery.

While good, none of those particularly stretch their engineering expertise or tickle the imagination. Frankly, BMW should have an answer for every limited-edition Porsche: what do they have that truly stacks up to the 911 GT3 Touring? Cayman GT4 ? GT3 Speedster ? Cayman R ? 718 Spyder ? Their customer race cars ?

Yes. I did.