It had to be done; there’s a Kinja quota to be maintained.

That’s fair. Or you have a ton of groceries or luggage and no one else is running up to help. 

Man...no one cares about you. 

There’s a difference between holding someone accountable because it’s your job, and doing so because you get off on punishing people that (you believe) are douches.

Best use-case for this feature is if you’re boxed into a right parking spot via some other cars who got too close, or if your garage is small or overflowing with shit. The former happens often enough that this gets frequent use.

As someone working in an industry that most consumers kinda loathe, maaaaaybe don’t say that sort of thing online ? Lol. 

LOLforever at that Hot Wheels-lookin Lamborghini going for nearly 2x the Koenigsegg. 

/laughs in fluent Boris Johnson

It’s not supposed to be like the old one - it’d be aggressively stupid if the new NSX was still rocking an n/a V6 and a manual transmission in the 21st century. But it absolutely was built in the same vein as the original NSX, and splendidly so. The fact that it’s a sales flop or whether anyone will want it 20 years…

tl;dr - my co-workers are trash and don’t know what they’re talking about. 

Even if you’re not a truck guy, the new Ram is something special. It’s like they didn’t realize they were charging so little for so much plush.

Lol @ you for reading Jezebel weekend essays lol. 

Who amongst us Jalops isn’t accustomed to rejection, amirite??

Cop: “ why were you going 40 over the speed limit?”

Damn. Damn, damn, damn.

Spending that much money on a Durango that isn’t nicer than a roomier/cheaper Ram 1500 is nonsense.

So are wagons, yet still they persevere. 

(I don’t want to hear any of y’all bitching about the sounds that EVs make just because it’s different than an ICE model. It’s a tired argument in this year of our lord 2019! Get more creative! Compare EV sounds on their own merit, dammit!)

I’m convinced that these and the Mazda MPV either disintegrated or were Rapture’d. I’ve seen all sorts of cars from those time periods except for these two.

Sorry but I don’t believe you. You’re gonna have to show me that.