Sorry but I don’t buy that. There’s gorgeous women who’d never give me the time of day* but I still understand why people are keen to look at them; there’s art that I’ll only ever experience in museums or online, but it’s still desirable. Same applies to cars.

No one:

Almost as good-looking as their Monza twins.

Your quibble is with the laser guns causing audible noise - which you provided a reasonable explanation for, while also not questioning the presence/feasibility of laser guns in the first place.

Just when I thought “There’s no possible way someone would try to bring up the Corvette in this post” here comes the disappointment.

They didn’t drive on the actual Tianmen Mountain, but rather a Chinese knock-off.

You keyboard warriors can go into battle unprepared if you want, but experienced fighters know to load up on mozz sticks and pretzels/beer cheese dip for extra fightin’ strength.

Severely underrated comment.

Plot Twist: the leader of the enemy rover-pirates is Jennifer Aniston.

Soft-top option for all variants or we riot.

Hard pass.

It’s about as lonely as playing video games; basically, don’t do that shit day in and day out.

May not have been your intention, but your post comes off as more than a bit condescending. 

Blogger takes potshot at vlogger; truth remains stranger than fiction.

Forget the car - I’ll be wherever Ralph Lauren stores his collection, since I’m pretty sure it could even prevent Thanos’ Snappening from affecting you.

I don’t think it’s an age thing, it’s a “that’s how cheap and/or performance cars are” thing. Model 3 makes the sounds more obvious because there isn’t an engine masking it; even the most boring, underpowered engines are serviceable white noise machines. It sucks, but getting a not-noisy car is still a pretty premium…

It is an, uh, interesting choice; I’m assuming all of the materials used have a relatively high degree of thermal conductive properties. And do you reckon the design of the aluminum frame doubles as a heat sink?

If you were actually in the market for an EV you’d already have a Tesla.

Until you’ve driven to Wendy’s for a classic triple cheeseburger, then Arby’s for two large curly fries, and the supermarket for a gallon of Arizona half-and-half sweet tea lemonade (and then gone back to said supermarket because GODDAMNIT you didn’t read the label and got the diet version), you have no reason to feel…

On the subject of quick pizza: I keep wanting to mess with this crispy crust pizza recipe involving tortillas of all things, but I chicken out every time.