Why wud u steal a car wit only 3 rimz?

Big deal. I found half of a sleeping UAW worker under the 3rd row of my Traverse.

I have an amazing story of overcoming trials and making the best of what you have. Lots of pics.

Wife and I were hauling a queen sized bed set on the roof of our Oldsmobile right after we moved to PA. It was night, we had the hazards going, both our phones plugged in, and radio on. Electrical system couldn’t handle it and fried the pigtail off the positive battery terminal. We ended up stuck in the middle of the…

This game sucks! When do we play it again?

Rotors warping is generally a myth.

Disappointed to see that this was merely a car transporting a grill and not a car equipped with a functioning propane grill inside like the headline seemed to suggest. Oh, well. It’s Florida we’re talking about, so there’s always tomorrow.

I’d just like to point out that I greatly dislike the term “Frunk.” I much prefer the combination of the British-sourced “Boot” with the common “Front” for the delightful “Froot.”

Next that guy was enquiring about the Dana LSD

A Fox Body Mustang.

This is why i’ve never actually gotten myself to buy a project car.

Even more valuable would be the documents still in the shredder.

Or, we could just donate directly to some worthy causes.

Ima go ahead and call jalopnik diversion for 10 points!

That’s exactly what I thought when I read this:

These people have all been fired.

It starts with a J and they’re next to each other. It’s easy to misclick on the link.

wrong turn in albuquerque

You clearly don’t know much about Chinese humor... or the relationship between a Chinese matriarch and her daughter-in-law...