Pshhh. Amateur. It took HOURS of washing the next day.

skimming the beach on their ultra-low takeoffs and landings

Plus, its domestic, if it were a Range Rover slinking along on a broken air suspension with a Christmas tree full of warning lights on the dash, getting the same or worse mpg, it would be brilliant.

The wheels double as subwoofers. They are patent pending Bub-rubb sub dubs from the good ole’ whistle tip man himself.

No low-ballers, I know what I have!

COTD, IMO.

My windshield wipers are dull so I moved to Syria.

Why is Jalopnik paying attention to this nitwit?

Fast 9: Game of Throws

Yea but as a minor, the baby would probably get off with just a slap on the wrist and some raspberries on the belly.

This question is so vehicle- and ECU-specific that giving a generalized answer like articles like these always try to do is never ever helpful and only adds to the useless noise out there on the internet.

When you’re driving the race car do you make engine noises with your mouth? And when you drive a normal ICE car do you make electric motor noises with your mouth?

Driving 500 miles to get a free Jeep someone offered me with some problems, finding out it just needed some bolts re-threaded into the flexplate/torque converter, and then feeling so bad it was an easy fix I left it with the original owner. Most heartbreaking indeed.

I had to fix brake lines on my grandfathers van after he died so we could sell it to pay for the funeral. One of the worst days of my life.

Here’s how one angry customer dealt with a shady dealer. Don’t do it it’s illegal.

Disappointed the solution doesn’t involve releasing thousands of crickets in the showroom.

He writes “soory” on all his bullets

Did he apologize afterwards ?

Heady McHeaderton