So much torque...the chassis...twisted...coming off the line.

Seems harder to ghost people after the sale. Ive sold my fair share of crap cars in Craigslist, and I don’t want people I sell em to think it’s ok to message me on Facebook Everytime they get a flat, or lose a muffler etc... Once that car or bike or bbq or whatever leaves the driveway I don’t ever want to contact you…

New ad: “I’m super gorgeous, a 10/10, but I also have herpes. Love, Giulia”

Move out.

whatever. She still won the popular slope.

THIS GUY’S TRYING TO TAKE AWAY OUR PITCHFORKS! GET ‘EM!

so I towed it to my mother in law’s house where it sat for 6 months before I scrapped it for $125.

Jalop level 10/10.

Kept driving it until the engine gave out. Added more air fresheners.

I purchased a Buick Regal from the family of a woman who had committed suicide. It wasn’t until later, when strange smells starting surfacing in the summer heat, and a strange engine knocking, that I figured out she had committed suicide IN the car by letting it run in the garage with the windows open. The car ran…

I feel for these guys, I just ditched my laughingstock ‘08 Avenger SXT(!) for a ‘16 WRX limited. I laugh more, sleep better at night, wake up excited to drive to work - It’s great. I get phenominal highway economy and a piece of soul from every dad behind the wheel of an Oddessy when I pick up the kid from school as a…

Not one Aston Martin on the list. You people are sick.

A Ferrari 550 or if he can find one a 575 is really the only answer here. Especially considering that he wants to actually drive it.

It is because of answers like this Jason is at the top of my list of favorite Jalopnik writers.

My monocles don’t need storage. I only use the single use, unlubricated variety:

These are just getting worse and worse. It was kinda cute the first time, now we are reaching Tavarish levels of obnoxiousness.

F*ck kinja, seriously

No snark: this is the greatest COTD reward ever.