Yeah, but maybe I just have abnormally vigorous sperm?

subtle, like the b in subtle

Why do people think that an old lady in a tube top is a law enforcement officer?

Now where is that confounded candle store?!

Boxers, and a CVT Pathfinder?

Pontiac Aztek with the tent option

That’s a giant bottle of amoxicillin. #6yearsofpharmacyschool

Those poor tires. He finally got a hole in one.

Quick! Now I need to find the most hoopty, rusted-out RX-7 so I can sell it to you to fix up in a mad rush for some yearly rotary gathering!

At least it’s the coolest minivan?...

My current Lexus ISF.

I feel like you’re not quite getting it.

There’s that word again. “Heavy.” Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the Earth’s gravitational pull?

Why would he get a Citation? That’s a downgrade from his Delorean.

“Hi, I’m George. I’m unemployed and I live with my parents”.

You’re on a roll.

I love a royal beef.

Lesson for the kids out there: Don’t try to make baseball fun.