If I’m paying the luxury tax on this bastard, let me get whatever mpg I want.

If this isn’t COTD, I’ve lost trust in Jalopnik’s comments’ judging capabilities :)

The driver in the car..... “WHAT THE FUCK YOU FILMING IN PORTRAIT FOR”

So much hype around the Dodge Demon and yet this Nissan Maxima is clearly a hell of a drag racer.

You take your name too seriously

God’s work.

You keep saying, “End of story” and then coming back to try and defend your point. It’s clearly not “End of story” if you feel the need to keep replying.

I know, I mean if you pushed my parents out of a cargo plane, it would be my mom that left the biggest crater.

How dare they assume that bombs gender.

Also, I think that Jezebel should write an article on how it’s wrong that the weaker bomb is assigned the “mother” title.

To one up the US, Russia should drop their “Father of all Bombs” bomb on ISIS next week. I mean, no harm done right, its just ISIS.

Wool interior, you say?

What about Pastor Maldonado? It would make for great betting! Which would happen first, him crashing or the McLaren breaking down?

Oh, that was good

That poor sap.

With something like that, you always take a chance that the Police Maple you over

saw this cross-posted on theroot.

Agreed, thanks for shedding some light on the topic.

It’s a very illuminating idea that has me beaming with optimism.

I fully support this brilliant idea.