This is the 1940's version of variable timing.

I was alerted by my hometown bank when I was in my 20's that I had a savings account there that I had opened when I was 11 and it had $56.00 in it, so I know exactly how you feel.

Standing within 100 feet of one of these things. I believe it’s justifiable though.

brave:

brave

“In the 2016 NBA Finals, this Bay Area team blew a 3-1 lead”

This article does not give nearly enough credit to the Maserati Bi-Turbo.

My cars (CTS, Expedition) are just the right size for two adults and three daughters that will kill each other if squished together for so long and the road trips we take.

It’s Jalopnik, not the nobel peace prize. You’ll be fine.

When I get loaded, people call me “sir” all the time. Usually in the context of “please calm down, sir” or “sir, you will need to get down from the table”

You really shouldn’t purchase a car when you’re loaded.

On the side of the road with head gasket issues.

I’m still partial to the Trophy Rat

The head of Lyft just used it in an interview, so we’re almost done with the word as used above.

Welp, I’ll be driving home from the bars drunk I guess. Since there are no all-electric environmentally-sensitive unionized 51% woman organically grown non-profit no animal testing car ride companies to choose from, and taxis in my city are next to impossible to get at 2 am, I must drive after my eight martini happy…

THEY CUT A HOLE IN A LAMBORGHINI

Sportscar + crawler = “sprawler”

Back in my day it was known as redneck.

I feel like “Grom Prix” should be a thing.

Well when you’re upside down on the loan of your 1998 Isuzu Hombre...