A tangent, but... people are dumb. Two of my cousins (actually three, but only two figure in this story, plus two makes me feel less comparatively inadequate) are doctors. We all went on a family reunion overseas a couple of years ago and we young uns’ (30s but hey!) ended up at a bar. When a random woman we were…

go on...

The PT Cruiser ran fine and had about 2 years of payments left (somehow). I think we gave them $500 for it and rolled over the negative equity, it was probably closer to a $50k Dart, come to think of it.

The two groups of people I see with PT Cruisers:

Do you ever see people drive up and just by the car they are driving, you know they are going to be suckers? I feel that any who bought a PT Cruiser would fall into that group.

You know how else you can get a factory-warrantied 600+ hp muscle car?

84 months @10.99% APR. But let’s focus on how low the payment is.

God I hated being a car salesman. My dealership sold a new Dodge Dart to a couple who was trading in a 2007 PT Cruiser THAT WASN’T PAID OFF YET. I think at the rate they were at it was going to be a $42k Dodge Dart. But it had heated seats and leather…

Surely you jest.

said nobody.

The best part of the A-Team is that any and all metal is bulletproof. I remember an episode where they somehow armored a vehicle with the thin decorative sheet metal from the inside of an elevator.

I trust the Mazda engineers more than I trust you on this subject.

We would should ban everyone from driving PT Cruisers.

I can totally get behind this ban, if we make it global to all PT Cruisers in existence.

I agree. Therapy should work in this case.

Why wasn’t there a good gun in the crowd to stop that bad gun though?

Waiting for the NRA to pull out their normal: “How could this happen, churches are federal gun-free zones. Fake news.” bullshit....

These people had it coming. They should know that when they go to church to worship the Almighty they should be locked and loaded, safety off, ready to sling some lead.

I’ve started a GoFundMe for the gun, every dollar helps.

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Guns are always finding themselves in compromising situations with crazy people. You almost feel like they might be partially to blame or something.