I've seen old car grilles used as shelves for die-casts before

If you have experience in child-education and live in an extremely rural area with one school and all they teach is gym and home ec and some kind of twisted neo-con social studies and you can't afford boarding school, then fine. Home school your kid. Otherwise? NO.

Homeschooling should be illegal

That headline is garbage. Are we in 8th grade again?