So you use 10-12ft deer fence lol this isn't rocket science, they're sold everywhere.

Err, what weighs 2k lbs, has 350hp? I'm with you, I'd get a 4C. But 7 hundo is 7 dotdamn hundred horsepower.

Yeah make it 2200lbs or no sale...

"You can buy four eco-boost 4-cylinder Mustangs for that price" just doesn't have the right ring to it. Jalopnik will never be the same.

That was the task I helped complete on our 944, I think it put a few hairs on my chest afterwards.

A Porsche might not seem like a sensible choice for a teenager, a good 924 or 944 will be dead reliable, easy to work on, and beautifully balanced. Plus, 924s can be had for not a ton of money and the later 924S had a detuned 944 engine. Just avoid turbo versions of both.

No Fox Mustang?! Or even a GM F-body?! I call bullshit!

We all know that calling any BMW owner 'one cold ****' is redundant.

Sometimes you just want to turn dinosaurs into noise.

It's only $84.72/hp. The Versa is $109.17/hp. HELLCAT IS THE ECONOMIC CHOICE FOR ECONOMIC PEOPLE THIS HAS BEEN SETTLED BY MATHS

She's probably enjoying a cigarette in the afterglow about now.

Yeah I don't get the bitching about the exhaust noise, apparently everyone has short-term memory loss and forgot how unbelievably quiet the E46 M3 was from the factory, or the E60 M5, or the E90 M3.

I'll nominate the one that I owned. 2003-2004 Mustang Mach 1.

Maverick GT, aka "the other Ford muscle car"

Mitsubishi: Now with 100 percent less stuff you care about!

Are these things actually upshifting while sitting still? Dear lord.

Me too. Chevy.

...he removes the spark plug wires and listens to the engine spark?