I could list about 5 things you said that gave me that reaction. Maybe it's the curt way you wrote it but seems to me you need your properties straightened.

That paragraph made me sick and you're delusional.

that $20k 800 hp yellow stang I suggested... it's the real deal

Yeah I thought all that guilt would stop him from using a car as a freaking weapon! Makes me question once again whether he meant to buzz Ward.

Surprisingly it's true

Actually just found out it's legit.

How about this "800 hp" Mustang for 21900 canadian (just under $20k american). I like how nonchalantly the ad mentions 800 hp. No details which makes me doubt the guy knows what he's talking about

wow he BETTER BE amazing in bed? Thanks for objectifing us men with those kind of expectations. Maybe that relationship is an asexual one, did you EVER stop to think that?

I like to think the viper engine is like my mustang's 4.6. Decent engine but not high strung partly due to the low compression. That low compression makes it perfect for forced induction though. Have you ever heard a hissing supercharged viper?

I usually roll my eyes when I hear a car is cute... but these are so freaking cute!

Yeah I don't follow your logic. I'd like to point out that you're a priggish tool though.

wtf are you talking about?

so if you saw a venom you'd call it an elise? That's called being an attention whore

you really have a troll complex don't you? Do you enjoy getting people's attention or are you just a cynical bastard. Seriously, every time you comment...

'99 triton truck *shudders*

I know what my first bike is going to be ^_^

he should get one of those "if you're reading this..." t-shirts

-don't know how to bullet point

badass