You might feel silly for mistaking an inanimate object for an animal, but it's much more dangerous if you mistake an animal for an inanimate object , or in my case mistaking a giant deer with a tree.

"Does everyone have enough to drink? Brenda, how's the new job? How come no one is trying the onion dip?

Stay tuned for my Thought Catalog Piece "What it's like to be a white woman dating white men".

Speaking of MRAs, feminism, and NOW, Karen DeCrow, the former president of NOW, died recently. The Atlantic had a wonderful obituary on her, highlighting her history of breaking with feminist orthodoxy to collaborate with men's rights activists. She defended a man trying to get a paper abortion, she advocated for men…

It's incredible to me how many men (and women) watch and enjoy porn, but then turn around and vilify women for working in porn.

His torso looks like an angry cupcake

If you're a musician and your manager comes to you and suggests you follow the "Michael Jackson career path" you should fire that person immediately.

Here is the crazy ass thing about this argument though. When women (or gays, or Asians, et. al.) are under represented in media, it's up to them to make themselves represented. Then when they do make themselves represented, they're now on the hook for representing everyone else too.

Way to bury the lede, Davies:

...OK, full disclosure, I think this guy sounds amazing and would totally start a correspondence with him if I were single. He's an absurdly honest nerd with enough knowledge of history to make subtle Jonathan Swift references, who's so focused on not being a creeper that he recommends that interested ladies arrange…

No. I like Magic: The Gathering.

oh this fucking Nanny State, when will the madness end ???? !

So. Many. Impure. Thoughts.

I love how he can handle a woman covered in two-week-old butter but armpit hair is a bridge too far.

Jesus tapdancing Christ.

He's a bra is half full kind of a guy.

Good to see more high-brow content on Deadspin.