It's not. I've had friends who sometimes masturbate very loudly in their sleep, making any friends they're crashing with uncomfortable. My ex once started groping me in the middle of the nightnight, despite the fact he'd told me that he didn't want to have sec that night. When I started to reciprocate he went dead…

I can't believe how fucked up this has gotten. Especially all the blame that's being thrown at these women for taking these photos. Get the fuck out.

So, let me get this straight, Reddit.

I approve this conversation and have learned from it. God bless you both.

You're a sweater.

No funny comment, but it's not an either/or thing. Jezebel covers a lot of serious and important issues, so to say that a few fun/weird/gross posts undo any of the other posts on the site is both unfair and shortsighted.

Oh, btw, what's your address? I need to know where to send the therapy bills.

I'll be sure to use that phrase when I eulogize you.

You know, I think Urban Dictionary needs to get it together. The definitions for Cold Lunch are also so varied that were I to suggest it to a partner, we'd have to spend half an hour discussing which version of the CL we were interested in pursuing. One woman's cumcock is another man's vomiting on my head. It would…

All I need to know is, what response to this demand will get me yelled at the least?

of course it sucked, there was no Tatiana Maslany

My favorite neg ever:

Him: Zelda!
Me (dressed as Link from Legend of Zelda): Link!
Him: Huh?
Me: I'm dressed as Link. Zelda is the princess.
Him: Whatever. I know way more about video games than you.
Me:…

Ugh. No. I legit hate this guy.

Ok, time for a lecture on biohazards! (This is work-related for me, so I apologize in advance for being super dorky.) While it is *technically* true that Ebola is not an "airborne" disease, that is true in the strictest scientific sense - 'airborne' meaning "is capable of aerosol transmission via inhalation, even when…

68 percent of the U.S. population believes Ebola spreads "easily."

You mean spending billions upon billions of dollars for a single event that has only short term income for a specific venue is a bad investment? Geez, never would have thought.

I'll be Sausage Dick.

i think that's the scariest tricycle i've ever seen.

This is a Can-Am Spyder. It is the dumbest thing I have ever seen, and I have graded high school English exams.