@I *heart* Braun GP: You've done spelled Brawn GP incorrectly, I reckon.

Anchor Steam Liberty Ale is as much of a necessity as an extra set of tires for a LeMons race.

@lilwillie: Don't about you, but I wouldn't need an excuse to boof his girlfriend.

Effected, Affected.

You know what Wojzilla? I DO care. Why? Because this makes the fact that my RX-8 has the same exact mileage ratings and has less than HALF of the horsepower (please don't mention the t-word) that much more depressing. Fuck...

It's a bloody G37 sedan! Buy those '09s while you can...

@Manic King of Corinthia: 200 hp out of a 4 cylinder sounds a little TOO capitalistic, comrade...

@Deartháir exists mostly to f*ck with new commenters: This argument also exists with Mexican-built VWs and German-built VWs. I'd not like to believe the mobs that say Mexican VWs are shite, but my buddy's had really, really bad luck with a Mexican-built Golf that only has 70k miles.

Ahhh the black Enzo...memories of my trip to Maranello.

"Kinky for Governor? Why the hell not."

DeLorean DMC-12 with the PRV V6.

1,263 liters of storage capacity...soooo how many bags of fertilizer is that?

The engine ain't running in either of these things.

@Ray Wert: This is much funnier if this is screamed a la Jim Cramer. Big red buttons, crazy sound effects, etc.

Jalopnik moment of the day:

@Slantsick, with Infinite Improbability Drive: Ok, done.

@Slantsick, with Infinite Improbability Drive: Fap, fap, fap, fap...

@UDMan: I don't like your world.

@Greasy Breakfast: 6. The correct number of gears this car should have is 6.

Subaru needs to up their powertrain game big-time. 245hp out of 3.6 liters, 4 speed automatics, 5 speed manuals are soooooooo 5-10 years ago.