Overheard at a Michigan State tailgating party...

Under that tarp in an anonymous parking lot, it looks like a PCH project put on hold.

@Pleco - e pluribus hoonum: When they opened the door on their BMW, Larsen's became Arse. Peniston Oils became Penis when the door was opened. There was a shot in that episode when both front doors were opened it and it said Arse and Penis. Don't have to be British to get it!

@boosted-lego-wagon: And a Standard Poodle for James May.

Ferrari didn't make enough black Enzos.

@85_Grand_National: Judging by your screen name and the ignorance...I'm guessing you're from Mt. Greenwood.

When Murilee grow up, he wants to have a moustache just like Loverman's.

Whatever, at least I can still drink this kid under the table.

That Cadillac one above is very pretty, though I'm still partial to the Pontiac Chieftain one from DOTS.

Needs moar Graverobber tirade.

If only my engine had cams or valves, I could've helped out.

The sound of two engines starting in ONE car has blown my mind for the rest of the afternoon.

I'm assuming the Citation is there to protect against what must have been several kidnap attempts on the Vette.

@Gearhead_42: Nice obscure reference. Any mention of Abu Dhabi always makes me think of Garfield.

The only way this car could be sexier if it was covered in a dark shade of Dutch Boy-grade primer and had black steel wheels. In fact, if I had the money I'd order it from the factory as such.

Dig the new Kia corporate grille. Now only if it functioned as a REAL bottle opener, then we'd be in business.

@Jo Schmo, Pauljones evil and opposite twin: Even with the trashy tattoos and lips that look like they're infected, I still find it hard to say 'meh' to her.

@1300ccsoffury: AT with depreciation, damn it.

Where are GranTurismos are with depreciation? Have they trickled down into the $20k's yet?

@engineerd: Long-winded maniacal rants are to Graverobber as truthfully reworded press releases are to engineerd.