People who buy new VW Jetta Sportwagens of a TDI flavor are incessant bores who waste people's time bragging about their fuel mileage and the superiority of the wagon body style.

What? No Dynobots?!

Marinette is not equal to Marquette...

@dangertree: Lake Michigan has a long history of shipbuilding. Ocean access is via the Great Lakes lock systems through the St. Lawrence River.

Those license plates are at least 10 years old. Illinois switched over to the current fruity design back in 2001 or so.

False sense of security provided by an SUV...FAIL

I can think of few worse places to wait months for parts to arrive than Hawai'i.

@skierpage: Yes. Apparently Europe has a significant problem with cars hitting people, so the obvious solution was to force the European automakers to pig-face their cars so that they keep the maiming to a minimum.

If it sounds like God gargling hand grenades, I'm in...when they depreciate to under $30k in a few years' time.

Hear that Wes? DIE.

Having just shopped through the Ducati parts catalog for replacement parts for my other-end-of-the-spectrum Monster 695, I am not surprised.

@geistkoenig: VW has a similar problem with their HPFP on their diesel 4 cylinder engines. Mine failed at 18k miles. They fixed mine without complaint, but they did have my diesel fuel tested for contamination before they took care of it. The NHTSA is investigating this issue.

Meh...this is more flux-capacitorish.

I'm sure the successful middle-aged dentists will appreciate all of the time and money GM has spent on testing. Those 6 mile roundtrip commutes to the office can be HELL on performance cars.

@irishman72: It's Lamborghini, this could be the steering wheel.

@Ash78, now featuring the Tyke Hoon: Bravo sir, clearly you are fully schooled in papal doctrine.

F U Money = Taking a Ferrari 250 SWB breadvan and painting it in Wonder Bread livery.

But...but...that's IMPOSSIBLE! Indiana doesn't allow you to buy beer on Sundays! How could she have beer on a Sunday?!?!

To quote Clarkson...

@$kaycog: Tetanus is a bitch.