Hmmmm, my suggestion of sending prize money for COTD wins seems to have been ignored...

@DrJimmy: Dad?

@Murilee Martin: LeMons on a Mission From God

Seriously, have the organizers tried to contact anybody at Blackhawk, Road America, Autobahn CC, etc.? There's gotta be a cheap track around here somewhere, and you KNOW the authorities would look the other way for noise violations. At a price, of course.

Cripes, how many Senate seats we gotta sell to get a race in Illinois?! They're [bleeping] golden!

Great COTD aside, that's a terrible pic of Liz.

I'm still in disbelief that California manages to be both the best and worst place in the country.

That's what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!

@DannyBN: Every time I see that d-bag picture, I wonder if those guys ever considered that they'd become a highly-mocked Internet meme?

@ormstungu: At least the remains were shipped back to you. That's closure.

Happy cars come from California.

One step closer to life imitating anime.

@layabout: Wasn't it the Carisma?

@layabout: At least she was once a decent-lookin' bint. Take a look at an old Spice Girls video, proves that Dave Beckham wasn't completely pants-on-head retarded.

@Ash78: I think you just gave Ford an idea for a new special edition Mustang...

For the regular Cooper, you also get two additional rear seats. Just sayin'...

@smalleyxb122: No kidding, it's certainly been done before. There's a parking lot gate in Chicago's South Loop that opens like a Lambo door. Everytime it does, people stop and stare with a look of 'WTF?!' on their faces.

Round taillights FTW. I wonder how this compared when new price-wise to the Alfa Romeo 1750 and 2000 GTVs of similar vintage? Because as lovely as these cars are to drive, my heart goes to the GTV.

Since the BMW boxer engine layout puts the engine at the farthest points side-to-side, that means serious engine damage if you drop the bike, right??

@Number_Six: I'd bet the rules would change if they tried that on the Dan Ryan.