They’ve fixed nothing since last season. I’m not even sure how last season’s defense managed to get them as far in the playoffs as they got. Grit? Luck? Sheer chance? They can’t stop the run. The secondary is held together by dried hobo cum. The receiving corps that’s mostly the same they’ve had the past two years…

Last year I bought into the hype that the Eagles were going to go in there and win. This year, especially after that Vikings game, I went in fully expecting the Eagles to do exactly what they did.

Sounds like a pretty good way to start the week.

Shocking that the owner of a sports team in 2019 with a racial slur for a nickname would do something shitty. To a white guy, I mean.

$5M to go away (assuming he gets paid out for his 2020 deal) AND he doesn’t have to continue with that dumpster fire of an organization?

Sounds like a pretty good way to start the week.

Alum and former football player at this high school.

Strange, I’ve never seen a slant pass at the goal line get picked off before...

There was - Bobby Petrino, who abandoned the Falcons after 13 games to go to Arkansas.

So does Nick Saban.

Steve Spurrier raises his hand.

It’s that list, cross-referenced with a list of restaurants without locks on their dumpsters.

The actual Tomsula Index is a list of businesses that will let you use their bathroom without having to buy anything. 

Fun reminder, Tomsula had a better record with the Niners than Chip Kelly.

What idiot called it keeping the ball in Minshew’s hands and not Constant Gardner

Has anyone ever wondered if this hideous, Twilight Zone-esque timeline of the past few years is really a comatose dream? That all of these bizarre events are really your subconscious trying to provoke your consciousness, even comatose, into recognizing that these events are unreal, implausible, and that you’re truly…

I don’t know why, but this shish had me rolling. +1 transforming sailboat

MF said “Nautious.” Like he didn’t even give it a good shot. Typed out a word that look like a Transformer that turns into a sailboat.

So rather than genuine personality conflict, it sounds like the dispute between Antonio Brown and Ben Roethlisberger was more of a “Tastes Great / Less Filling” type of problem.

“Wait you don’t have to pay them first?”

This isn’t what the reporters meant when they asked him if Big Ben’s winning ways rubbed off on him.