What else can Schwartz do, honestly, with pieces missing at every level? I can’t say whether it’s coaching or just talent deficits that are contributing to their poor play. But I can blame Belichick. McDaniels welches on the Colts gig, and clearing the way for Franch Reich step in and kill it, which he does. That…

John's Roast Pork.

I don’t think it has to do with his age. Stallone is still reppin’ the Rambo bandana at 73. Liam Neeson is 67, and throttling people in nearly every movie he’s made since his wife passed in 2009. Jackie Chan is 65 and has been doing risky stunts for 50+ years. Mark Dacoscos and Donnie Yen are both 55. Keanu Reeves…

Offensive line issues during the early part of the season. Sproles, Clement and Ajayi all lost to injury. So spotty line play combined with having to start RB4 and RB5 did him no favors. During this time, he ended up fracturing something in his spine, and played through it until the New Orleans game. They also had no…

No love for Choclair? That's Flagrant disrespect.

The sixers offense is better with Embiid in the low-post, however, they can’t keep him there because of Big Rondo. Because Big Rondo can’t score from outside of 6 feet. So, when they want to get him going, guess where Embiid has to be? Out near the 3-point line. When he gets open looks, unlike Big Rondo, he takes the…

In Episode 2, pretty sure Anakin's step-dad had a hover-chair since the tusken raiders had ruined his shit.

If anyone could give a seminar on fleecing the Browns, it would be Roseman. I know the cap is tight at the moment, but they couldn’t swing that? Down 3 receivers and they decide to roll with Agholor and the camp bodies? All I want to know is where’s Dallas, Doug? Where’s the boy, Doug? Where’s Dallas, that’s all I…

Plant-based are fine. Vega One And Plantfusion make okay tasting shakes. What you want to avoid are the shakes that are primarily composed of pea-protein. They taste about as good as they smell, which isn’t good. I have IBS, so I have to go out of my way to find protein supplements I can tolerate, so I have tried…

That was the spin on cutting Desean Jackson. McCoy was traded because the little coach said he didn’t like jingle-foot running backs, despite the fact that said running back was only able to have success in that stupid, stupid offense because of the aforementioned jingle-footness. Despite shit game planning, abysmal…

They had no timeouts, and couldn’t advance the ball to the offensive end that way. Whatever play they had in mind, Simmons had to in-bounds it past half-court from under their basket while the Celtics defended four with five. No one was open. They should have had a third sixer show at half-court, but no one did. At…

I will never speak of Episode VIII, nor will will I consent to anyone viewing it in my household. I’m glad I watched a pirated copy of that movie, and didn’t shell out the $50.00 + concessions for the family to see it. I’ve accepted that my 6-year-old will not value star Wars the way I do, and I might as well sell off…

We’ll, Vince had his own line of sausages in Texas, and Tebow had a line of sausages in the Philippines.

We’ve been waiting for the other shoe to drop since Wentz went down, because a team isn’t supposed to win in the NFL playoffs without their number 1 quarterback. They weren’t supposed to be there, but they won it all. The eagles were playing with house money, and Pederson’s been on a heater all season. This team was…

Couldn’t possibly smell any worse than the bed Keenum and company just shat. By the way, did you remember that the last time they played in Philly, the Vikings lost by 11 to a team with an offense that featured the corpse of Ryan Matthews, Josh Huff, and 2016 Nelson Agholor getting starter’s reps?

Pretty sure Zimmer is one of the best defensive minds in professional football... And the Vikings just got curb-stomped when they were road favorites because Foles was the starter. This game was over before the end of the first half. Like it or not, the Eagles themselves have a staff of smart coaches, with Pederson…

Any cowboys fan who wasn’t born in Texas, by default, has no character. They’re just soulless, front-running shit-heels. Character...Character? (In Jim Mora, Sr’s voice) 

Early release PS3's were backwards compatible, requiring ZERO hacks. I still dust off Def Jam: Fight for NY, Zone of the Enders 2 and Mobile Suit Gundam: Encounters in Space on occasion. And there’s that Berserk Millennium Falcon import. And Final Fantasy 8.

Whatever happened to the “keep your head on a goddamn swivel” coach? I guess they did away with him in the last CBA. Also, linebackers-turned-blockers are looking to kill a mutherfucka on interceptions. Pretty sure NFL QBs are told not to pursue the ball carrier or else they’re fair game. Maybe they should have the…

In defense of Foles: the only two coaches who thought he wasn’t good enough for the NFL are both out of the NFL themselves. He can be adequate as long as he isn’t undermined by the dumb-fuckery that was the Chip Kelly experience (removing the talent at the skill positions that made his broken system work, an aging…