When did this:

I really enjoy that devs are thinking about this stuff to allow people to experience their game in a preferred manner (see also the auto-buff gear in FF16).

Something stronger than cocaine created The Star Wars Holiday Special. 

The Holiday Special wasn’t made by sober people. One of the writers said he was heavily into cocaine at the time, and Carrie Fisher was as well.

It’s certainly true that some good games, especially indie games, don’t get discussed much - and not just not on social media, but at all.

Oh, so you’re not, like, a cool or interesting person. Can Elon interest you in a Twitter Blue account, perchance?

As xkcd once put it, “So Bad It’s Worse”.

At the moment, this is an Epic Game Store exclusive.

You will absolutely not buy and play this. You’re posting entirely for clout and it’s terminally lame.

...noted that fusing revealed some cumbersome controls...

I really, really hope we get a more traditional dungeon experience in TotK (for me, Hyrule Castle doesn’t really count). The Beasts and Shrines were fun at the time, but tellingly, I don’t have any desire to revisit them at all, which is a first for me when it comes to Zelda (I can probably navigate Stone Tower Temple…

I thought we agreed not to call a female Link ‘Linkle’ again.

Because it’s terrible.

“He’s as clumsy as he is stupid.”

You give DeStupid to much credit. This more like Darth Vader force choking some random crew member of the his destroyer.

As much as I don’t trust corporations at all and think Disney as one is a monster (though I do love a lot of the IP and the parks), this feels good. I’d genuinely trust Disney with overseeing the parks considering how many guests they see and how they know the parks need to be safe and clean in order to actually keep…

Disney v DeSantis. Darth Vader flinging Emperor Palpatine down a shaft vibes.

Wartales is already released now. It already left early access on April 12?

Sounds like you’ve invented a bunch of problems that don’t really exist. 

Well considering the game is on consoles as well, and not just Epic, I’m sure it’ll sell just fine.