Have fun instructing children to pelt other children with blunt objects. Don’t be surprised if you end up in jail.

I think tossing the bat was a dick move, but instructing teenagers to throw objects at other teenagers is literally criminal.

Yes, it was “ink pen.”

Wild guess: You’re from the South?

Like, really pretty dumb. Not just kind of dumb, but even *more* than kind of dum. Like, pretty dumb.

Wow, darts is pretty dumb.

Need a similar article lampooning ESPN for reporting that LaVar Ball’s “price” is now $3 billion.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

I’m with you.

Fun fact: “They” refers to multiple people!

Oh my God, you caught me: I didn’t run the math on takeout slides before posting on Deadspin.

I don’t know that much about baseball, but to me, the slide looked dangerous, whether he took out the defender or not. Slide exactly that way 100 times, and you’re going to injure ten people.

You are right. They are dumb. Anyone who uses “soft” to deride something is probably a fucking dipshit. And I like Maddon usually.

Dont a dunk.

Where are all the brown kids in soccer? I live in a pretty diverse town, and my (half black) son is one of the only nonwhite kids in his league.

They’re not paying $18 million for a backup.

I’m a casual Sox fan, and they need to knock this shit off right the fuck now.

Would you mind sharing more about your experiences? I’m interested in the perspective of a person of color who has lived in Boston and other places and is able to compare their treatment. What I’m not interested in is a bunch of white liberals who’ve never been here demonstrating how woke they are by shitting on a…

No, I’d bring up the South’s present. A couple of years ago, a poll came out showing that a near-majority of Republicans in Mississippi (i.e. nearly all whites in the state) thought that interracial marriage should be ILLEGAL. Throughout the South, people are fighting to keep monuments to people who fought to protect…

But isn’t that sort of like arguing that NYC is super homophobic based on the crackdown on gay clubs decades ago that led to Stonewall?