All fair. I should back off with the “fuckface” bullshit. There was no need for it.

I’ve never seen anyone, ever, complain when a person on a plane has reclined his or her seat. If I’m looking for the “fray,” I’m certainly not getting it there.

Yes, that is exactly what I’m saying. You caught me. I hate homeless people. God, it feels good to finally get that off my chest. Thank you. Seriously, thank you.

I appreciate your retreat, and if you’re someone I called a fuckface, I will similarly retreat (but not about that other fuckface, because he really is being a fuckface!). :)

Not sure whether it was you or someone else (it’s late and I’m too lazy to figure it out), but someone threatened to “bring the thunder” if the…

I’m 35, making me the world’s oldest millennial. It’s possible it’s a generational thing, though. My brothers are only three years younger than me, and I look at them like they’re aliens when they’re texting other people while trying (and failing) to have face-to-face conversations with other people.

Yeah, this guy is super convinced that everyone beside me agrees with him.

I’m truly mystified.

Right?!?!? What the hell with these people. They’re not only throwing tantrums over people using the reclining function on their seats as it’s meant to be used, but they’re also somehow SUPER self-righteous about it.

Who is this silent majority of people who throw tantrums when people use their two inches of reclining ability? Where are you getting these facts? Are you sure it’s not just some dumb shit you’re making up?

Okay. Not sure where we go from here. Have fun getting really angry every time someone reclines their seat by two inches. Perhaps insult their children, too. Sounds like you’ve got it figured out.

I honestly don’t mind when the person in front of me reclines. So your promise isn’t worth a whole lot.

Only classy people call strangers’ kids “assholes” on the Internet.

Have fun, man. Stick your feet in people’s faces. Act really surprised and offended when you get your ass beat.

I think you’re looking at it wrong. The reclined space is YOUR space. Like, you paid for it. A homeless guy would be more comfortable in your home than on the street. Why not give him your home? If your comfort comes at the cost of someone else’s, you’re an asshole, right?

Legitimate question: Is it really rare for the person in front of you to recline their seat? And does it really bother you that much?

Where does this shit come from? Is it a totally made-up Deadspin commenters rule, like the idea that you’re supposed to give a caught foul ball to a nearby kid? (I have two kids. If you catch a foul ball and you’re near me, keep it.) Probably 70 percent of the time when I’m flying, the person in front of me reclines…

That’s ... not a feature of the seat.

Get over yourself with the seat reclining, fuck face. It’s a feature of the seat. Don’t like it? Fly first class.

LOL

Trimming those battles was one of the smartest writing decisions of the last three seasons.