We’re in fucking trouble, you guys.

Not a dunk.

Not a dunk.

He traveled.

Lacob could have had a sick burn: “Sure, Mike, just call me up when the Hornets with 74.”

My impression of Kimberly.

If people read that and were offended, they’re not good readers. It’s not everybody else’s responsibility to make sure that bad readers don’t see the word “monkey” outside of any racial context and experience “pain.”

The fuck ...?

It’s easy to miss on the initial play. Pretty clear on the replay, though.

Well, he dribbled.

For realsies, though, we’re all just going to pretend that he called bank?

Not a dunk.

- Green Bay Packers “owners.”

Well, then, fuck if I know.

The Nationals are the current iteration of the Expos. But yeah, no idea how the fuck the Falcons figure into this shit.

A 45-year-old Brady would be more likely to start all 16 games than Romo in his prime.

I have absolutely no clue what message I’m supposed to take from this.

Did anyone else read Kareem’s Mycroft book? I wanted to like it SO BAD. But it sucks. It really, really sucks.

COUNTERPOINT: Season 4 sucked balls. Most unforgivingly (given the protagonist), basically everything that happened in at least the last two episodes was completely fucking ILLOGICAL!!!

He’s referring to LeBron, not himself.