Hot take: This is a pointless dick move that really isn’t even amusing. It just make him look like a douche before he even plays a snap.

I mean, isn’t that my whole point? That you’re a tiny, pathetic, moose-humping nation of Molson drinkers who like to dress up and pretend that they’re a Real Big Boy Country, but in reality can’t even produce a decent fucking commercial?

(NOTE: This is all in fun. I have nothing against Canada. But if you can’t see…

Yeah, I’d probably be clamoring for the American ads, too. But c’mon: The optics of begging to see another ads produced in another country, trying to sell you their worst products. You seem like a reasonable dude, and if you’re not being defensive about it, I’m sure you can find a bit of mild hilarity here.

Touche.

You get why we think of Canada as a pathetic little brother (but with better health care), right? I mean, I’m sure that’s annoying to you. But no American in the history of America has ever called his cable station and demanded to be able to watch Canadian commercials.

I kind of wish I came across this while I was high.

Long walk for that “joke,” buddy.

Eh, I just looked it up, and Clinton beat Trump in Leominster by around 1,700 votes out of fewer than 20,000 cast.

I’m not really from here, but I know that Leominster *is* out in the sticks. I have no knowledge of the town except that it’s on the way to Wachusett.

If anything, Arlington is MORE liberal than people’s stereotype of Boston.

I’m just here to bitch about how Brazil required me to get a tourist visa when I visited them, due to reciprocity. I mean, I get it, but I’m still annoyed. CLEARLY THIS IS WHAT’S IMPORTANT HERE!

Legit LOL. Finest kind.

Fair enough. My apologies for escalating unnecessarily.

Read my other posts.

Oh my God, read my other clarifying comments, douche.

Well, a $20 million life insurance policy is ALSO a really generous benefit. I think you’re the one missing the point.

Lot of you are misinterpreting my use of “generous.” Like, if you get eight weeks of vacation, that’s a generous benefit — meaning not that your employer is giving you charity, but that you were able to negotiate a benefit that far exceeds what most people in most industries are able to negotiate.

Wait, contracts are guarantee even in fucking DEATH?!?!

I hate coach K, but aren’t they 15-4?

I went to Iowa and was a Hawkeyes fan from birth. To me, college sports (except for the frontrunning programs like Notre Dame and USC and shit) is usually about a real connection — either growing up with the team due to proximity, or being an alum (in my case, both). It also helps if, as in Iowa’s case, the college…