Yeah, there’s a Milverton in Elementary, as well.

Magnuson.

That’s how I buy new cars. Got a Camry for like 5k less than MSRP.

If I had to live off of $35,385 a year ... I wouldn’t be able to pay for anything other than child care.

LOLOLOLOL

You’re a hilarious and compassionate person. I’m sure your parents are proud.

He was going to pass it, but Pete Carroll told him to run the ball.

USC w/ Lane Kiffin and Sark.

I have a year-old Camry, and I fucking LOOOOOVE it.

I’m also 34. I usually either need to pee OR am hard, but not both at the same time anymore.

How are you both old enough to wake in the middle of the night to pee, and young enough to wake in the middle of the night with boners?

I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that Cousins’ “You like that?!? You like me now?!?!” schtick is going to get old fucking quickly.

Holy shit. I want to believe that this is somehow fake.

I like Zach Lowe fine, but do not understand the crazy love for him. I’m not hating, I just don’t get it. Can someone explain what, specifically, he does SO MUCH BETTER than everyone else?

Oh, man, I’m an adjunct there. I wonder if any of them are in my class?

Counterpoint: It is impossible to have swagger while wearing a tee shirt under your jersey.

I live in Boston. Lost in the whole “Boston Strong” narrative is the fact that two teenagers with pressure cookers brought the entire city to its fucking knees. I’m not saying that shutting the city down and searching every house as though the Fourth Amendment isn’t a thing was the wrong move. I AM saying that it’s…

Fake spike should be illegal. Encourages D to blow up the O on plays where O players aren’t even trying, because they have to watch the fake.

GO HAWKEYES!!!!

That’s fantastic.