This is a masterpiece.

Here’s my take: He should vote.

Not super hot, but it’s what I’ve got.

Really been surprised how Phil has turned out. I thought Dolan giving Jackson a long leash would mean good results, but it turns out that Phil is now the Dolan.

Lewinksi gets you full points. Jones ... at least you tried.

In fairness, although NYC is a great sports town, it has too many teams to have a true sports identity. Of course Boston is going to identify with the Sox and the Celtics more than NYC is going to identify with the Mets and the Nets. (Not only because those teams never fucking win anything, but also because there are…

We got it, dude.

Man, you guys really think “ding” and “dong” are pretty funny words.

Correction: He can OVERact.

Actually, Sean Penn sucks. The more you know ...

This is dumb, and you should feel bad.

This is dumb, and you should feel bad.

Fucking soccer. Remember when Zidane got himself sent off in a WORLD CUP FINAL, and was like, “Well, dude shouldn’t have been talking about my mom!”

YA BURNT, FITZY!

GO HAWKEYES!!!

Counterpoint: No he couldn’t.

A 15-foot runner is actually a hard shot!

Why in the hell would they have ever agreed to a contract where they automatically have to pay more just because the conference adds schools?

It must be torment living inside your brain.

This is dumb, and you should feel bad.

He bumped a ref, dip shit.