This is truly some next level dipshittery. 

LOL fuck off. 

Checks out:

“Deus Ex Machina” is Lindelof’s whole schtick.  

I’m still pissed off about Prometheus. 

Sure wish there was a Splinter News to cover Mick Mulvaney’s total batshit presser this morning.

Dipfuck Jim Spanfeller strikes again. 

33.5. Fuck Jim Spanfeller with Paul Maidment’s face

Mirkinson on Twitter reporting that cancerous ass boil Jim Spanfeller is shuttering Splinter and laying off everyone there.

Fuck Jim Spanfeller, who is a huge dick. 

If you push too hard while you’re shitting, you could rupture your spleen. Still gotta shit.

Wear your seat belt.

Name checks out. 

“So how in god’s name are they “controlling the narrative?”

Adam Schiff made a brief statement today, and took no questions.

Trump had at least 6 and maybe as many as 10 stooges out bombarding the airwaves with (nonsensical) defenses of him.

The average American doesn’t pay a lot of attention to this, outside of the…

“All this is, is an attempt to drag this into a shouting match for the media.”

My guy, this is already happening in a totally asymmetrical way: every day, GOP partisans are controlling the narrative while the Dems do an absolutely terrible job of framing this, which is a great formula for large swaths of the country…

That...doesn’t make sense. Trump can claim privilege, but that doesn’t keep people who have been subpoenaed from being found in contempt if they refuse to appear. Make them pay the price for his claim.  

Inherent contempt is a right that the House has as a co-equal branch of government. You say “Congress is on this”…

If by “irrelevant” you mean correct in legal terms, then yeah. You know less than you think you do.

Inherent contempt, recognized by SCOTUS multiple times. Arrest and fine until they appear. 

By using that exact authority, under inherent contempt, which she actually very much does have?

I mean, they have the express authority to arrest and fine these folks until they appear, which seems kinda toothy to me...

I didn’t say that it did. 

The PPD says the exact opposite of that. These are career intelligence officials who are expected to be credible non-partisans. 

My favorite plays were the ones in which the Chiefs linebackers and secondary forgot that they have arms when they tackle. That was awesome.