I mean, I guess you’re welcome, but what you said is not correct. 

“Hearsay” isn’t applicable here, nor is the credibility of those with firsthand information - their credibility is already confirmed by virtue of their having been *assigned the authority to listen to privileged presidential conversations*. The…

This is incorrect in basically every aspect of what you said. 

Having gone through jury selection, I can assure you that they’re not sending our best and brightest. It’s actually the opposite of that. 

“(WW II is about the last example I can think of where we really needed to get involved)“

While I agree with most of what you said, this particular quote is skimming over a whole lot. Like, thousands of words of context.  

This should be his new reality, every day, for the rest of his life. 

What a bunch of horseshit. 

Bothering your ass is a Catholic thing. 

Jesus, the fight against the “pressure point” guy is kinda hilarious, but equally sad. Like “Battle of the Occupations” if it were between a fighter and a chiropractor.

Yeah, look at those (checks notes) terrified women and children. 

Jesus Darren Rovell is fucking dumb. 

That’s a really small portion of the populace. I get the point you’re making, but it would be as reasonable to treat Steph Curry as a “moderately good” basketball player. The scale is so distorted as to be meaningless. 

“And, you know the same shit went down under the Obama administration, which, no big deal, right?”

Links please, dipshit.  

$50M is not “modestly wealthy. 

“You cannot fuck up visiting New Orleans”

Oh, yeah you can. You really, really can.

Street art in NO - one of my most prized possessions is a chuck of rock painted by the legendary Big Al Taplet that my wife and I got on our honeymoon: one side says “Soul Shoes” with a painting of some shoes, and the other side says…

And every time Drew lists a Chiefs game, he talks about something else entirely!

C’mon Drew: Mahomes is both fucking awesome and his gravy-gargling muppet voice is hilarious, talk about muh team!

“The Antifa thugs have just fought, and won the freedom of political expression, without censorship or judgement.”

Uh... 

This was hard to read, and I’ve never met you. Your brother sounds like an amazing person, and I’m so sorry for your loss.

LOL read the article my guy

The Democrats are so fucking bad at this. A fair number of Americans will let Nunes total bullshit color their understanding of what’s happened, and no one mentioned that he just lied multiple times in his statement.

An hour in, they’re teeing off on McGuire instead of getting to the complaint. It’s fucking amazing.

This person deserves to spend a very, very long time in prison.