It’s just right. 

Holy shit, it is! Well done, fuck that guy. 

22. Jim Spanfeller’s soul 

Fuck and yes. Well done. 

Holy shit! Really glad that she wasn’t hurt. 

Sure. Doesn’t mean I don’t have the question. 

“My girlfriend loads knives into the dishwasher with the blades up.”

True story: a friend of our family had a steak knife point up in the dishwasher, door open, bottom rack pulled out.

Their kids were being kids, running around, and the six year old fell on that knife. It punctured her heart and she damn near died.

That’…

Huzzah

I unhappily have this same question. Fuck. 

So....Spanfeller and Maidment’s plan is to just...stop Deadspin?

Fucking brilliant, assholes. BRILLIANT. 

Here’s to Jim Spanfeller tripping over a pile of money and falling hard on a pointy gourd.

Fucking dipshit. 

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck that. 

Readers follow writers. I’ll read Petcheskey wherever he lands. But I’ll hate Jim Spanfeller forever. 

Imagine writing this horseshit:

“· We are action oriented. When faced with an option of action vs. in-action, we always choose to DO SOMETHING.

Imagine, for a second, being so fucking up your own ass that you would a) pose for this picture, and then b) fucking run with it. The dictionary definition of douche.

I mean, point taken, but: their respective styles are different enough as to make comparison pointless.

Claypool plays crazy shit that Ray Brown never thought of, but the suggestion that Les is better than Ray is...a dumb suggestion. Apples to oranges is my point.

I like RCHP up to BSSM (although I haven’t listened to…

There’s really no point in saying one is “better” than the other; Claypool especially is kind of a thing unto himself, at times incredibly sloppy but sounds only like him.

Mingus couldn’t sound like Les, Flea couldn’t sound like Mingus, and comparing them to figure out who was “better” is pointless. 

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Fuck that piece of covfefe shit. 

“Nappin’, Fappin’ and Brain-Bleed Reactin’ - the Drew Magary Story

This fucking pud gives Eric Trump a run for his money in the “most punchable face” arena.