My sign said "boo-urns"

Turning ones back on the National Anthem is a glorious way of honoring it.  Also, they were saying Boo-Urns.

I’m not sure I’d want to see Intergluteal Cleft opening for anyone.

“Iran is no longer a competitor at the international level. No Iranian team regardless of worthiness, will be permitted to play in any FIFA sanctioned match.”

“Best regards"

And I looked back and saw only one set of footprints in the sand, and I asked God, “Why, when I needed you most, why did you abandon me?” God replied, “No, Antonio, it was then that I carried you. Because you cryogenically froze your fucking feet. This was one month ago! How do you not remember this?”

Broncos. Tonight. 10:20 PM EDT. Oakland. Be there, or don’t. At this point, what difference does it make?

The same place as anyone down on their luck with nothing left to lose, VEGAS BABY.

His son could tell you that unhealthy scratches are worse.

“Dolphins head coach Brian Flores declared on Friday, ‘I have a good team.’”

Please, please, please NFL: Flex the Pats-Dolphins game to the Sunday night slot. The whole country really needs to laugh right now.

Tanking is like taking a Greyhound bus cross-country. Sure, it may eventually get you to the Gawker offices where you want to go, but it’s got a busted toilet with a bathroom door that won’t stay closed messy and unpleasant and uncomfortable, there’s a one-eyed sailor named Georgio who cleans his toenails with a…

Haven’t seen a dolphin massacre like this since I was last in Japan.

Actually, I am very much enjoying this

Jesus Christ, that’s what you got out of all of that? There shouldn’t be any fighting at any time, or instigation. Especially after a new video came out (post-post), a nod could be at no.3. Literally this is a tongue in cheek step-by-step on civility. Christ man.

You misspelled “attention whores.”

How do you reconcile the fact that the state you’re so gung-ho to protect are fucking war criminals?

Stellar response there, Katherine.

With lazy responses like this I sincerely hope you don't consider yourself a journalist.

I like to stay out of jail, and keep my wife and business partners from losing their shirts after putting their trust in me.