Thank you Lockheed Martin spokesperson.

Driving is far too private a situation. I hope he gets explosive diarrhea somewhere very inconvenient, and very public.

During a traffic jam.

Wait, you get the ground on top? How do you flip the whole world over? Are you a wizard? Is this Australia?

How is it gendered? I tell men and women both to shut the fuck up if they're not helping. 

Instead of a gorilla beating up a suitcase like Samsonite AWAY should show how tough their luggage is by having their CEO verbally abuse it.

Looking forward to the criminal scandal in the future. People like this are committing some kind of crime that just hasn’t been exposed yet.

Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretti nasti...

Always a bit trippy when you consider that being 1,100 light-years away from us means this event has already happened and we are just waiting for the video to download.

I normally avoid watching video of him but this one really put a smile on my face. The evidence of his cognitive decline is getting harder to ignore. He can’t pronounce basic words, the slurring and dry mouth, his obvious balance issues (dude was holding on to that podium like it was a teenage beauty contestant),…

Get off this site crazy

“Oh Murray - why HAVEN’T you seen those numbers?”

Tighten your chin strap before you head back to Brietbart. 

“Worse for you, his support among, women, blacks, Hispanics and Asians is higher than when he was elected.”

They were probably waiting for his Sudafed to kick in and get him (just barely) into shape to be in public. Now he’ll go gorge himself on KFC and fall back into torpor.

If movies didn’t now cost $47 per person including popcorn and a drink I might agree with you. I note that you’re only putting $5 on the line here.

Wow. Probably the most interesting article/post/story ever written on Gizmodo and/or the former Gawker family of blogs. I’m speechless (or commentless).

That's nice dear. 

I feel like this is a step in confirming a thought I had last night. I was thinking that Rey’s parents *are* nobody’s from nowhere, but Palpatine (now a force ghost) has finally figured out the Plagueis creating life thing and created Rey to replace Anakin

“The scene is getting worse every time!”