Esther, what are you sitting here slandering Hershey’s chocolate as the worst Halloween candy when Charleston Chew, Good & Plenty, Bit-o-Honey and Necco Wafers are floating around? Not to say anything of raisins!

If Hersheys is the worst you can conjure, you grew up in some high end trick or treating territory.

I’m not saying make your own sauce! I’m just saying that simply using better ingredients makes a HUGE difference in the quality, more so in Italian food than most other cuisines.

Caity Weaver made a convincing case that the best all you can eat experience was spending 14 hours eating mozarella sticks at TGI Fridays:

Must be visiting BYU

Chris must live in an area with really shitty Italian. I don’t think I’ve truly laughed out loud at a Funbag question in years.

What is going on with the wife situation here? Are the two wives getting together to collaborate on cracker supplies?  Are they road-tripping together?  Will the video be available as a subscription?

They were also cheating because the running back is 33 years old and also Marshawn Lynch.

Tough but fair. 

Yeah, sure, but also fuck the Yankees. 

Username and profile picture checks out.

Hey Luis, I’ve got a great money-saving idea! You can re-use this article next year when the Chargers open their new stadium.

BTW, that’s the BRILLIANCE OF HER AS SPEAKER...how many fucking people (Ashley Reese) and moronic progressives DIDN’T WANT HER AS SPEAKER??? She knows what she’s doing...experience counts (looking at you Mayor Pete)

“Dear, are you reading OldBeigeGuy puns on the toilet again?”

For your insolence, you’ll be tied to a Post while the rest of us throw Pebbles at you. 

Why post this? It’s not March, man.

and it’s against the rapidly deflating Browns.

They were in Japan. You can’t criticize another country if you’re in a similar time zone? 

Eh, posting things to a locked, private social media account restricted to trusted friends and family is not meaningfully different from sending an email to a private mailing list, or just talking to a group of close associates around a dinner table. It’s fine to expect those people to keep what they hear private, and…

Alex Smith

Does CC Sabathia still count? If there’s anyone, it’s a 300lbs pitcher whose about to retire because of an arthritic knee.