Ha! They’ve got two brains! Whaddaya got to say now, Cards fan?

O Brother, WAR Art Thou?

After years and years of the wonderful, blessed “Get a brain, morans” meme, we actually have a Brian Moran?!??

“Yeah, but once I make my first ten million, all those tax cuts that help the wealthy elite will kick in and it will be smooth sailing. I know I have no ideas and no drive, but I’M DUE!’

“Fuck yeah it does!”

America’s last great vice? What about voting against one’s self interest? That still seems to turn a lot of people on.

Philadelphia 13-3
NY Giants 8-8
Dallas 7-9
Washington 3-13

Because of the articles your writers post. You should read some and you would have to ask.

Have you seen his recent comments from LBJ’s show — in 2019??!! 

Are we allowed to praise Warren on Splinter now? I thought the official editorial stance is that her dna test kerfuffle was unforgivable and therefore Bernie was the only chosen one... 

Citation needed. 

Murphy temporarily deactivated his Twitter account after Tennessee fans gnashed their teeth at him online

Sounds more like he was Voluntold to leave.

+1 tub of vasoline

LOL, mine’s for Lane Bryant! WTF? I am neither plus-size nor a woman. So I hesitate slightly before accusing you of being an alcoholic, but only slightly!

If you’ve never been to a meeting, it helps, even if you don’t think you have a problem. I went to meetings once a week for two months and it changed my life. You don’t have to say anything and can just listen, and there are snacks.

I get the parent’s grief. But blaming some locker room attendant for running out to score him some drugs and not Skagg’s himself is some next level denial. His death is indeed tragic and I wish he got some help, but it was his decision to make this fatal mistake. Jamming up some underling is bullshit.

Does 1 star = 1 prayer???

I’m not letting my kid get a Participation in Concussion Drills trophy, man. He’s gotta earn his Concussion Champion trophy.

Jesus christ. When the fuck did it become acceptable for adults to cheer at a 6 year old(?) getting a concussion?