And enough Toradol to make Barbaro a triple-crown winner.

Adrenaline is a hell of a drug. Also, opioids that haven’t been banned yet.

Amateur

I went to dinner with a group in college. One of the women out with us ordered a steak (already a red flag, it’s not an “order a steak” kinda joint) well done, then doused it in ketchup and displayed an alarming lack of understanding of how to use a steak knife (it’s a saw, woman! Go back and forth!). I had held a bit…

That’s exactly what a bot would say

Don’t you have more important things to do? Like throwing bananas at black soccer players?

These Russian bots are everywhere now

Rolled my eyes so hard I saw my own brain.

During the stoppage, Mokhtari asked the Nancy players to instruct the fans to stop.

My dad has these same symptoms. First lost his drivers license, then couldnt be left alone, now deciding where he will live the rest of his days. A vibrant hard working man reduced to quiet or rage. It’s the absolute worst thing imaginable. He didn’t play football, but as a parent, there was no way I was letting a kid…

First can we talk about how brilliant of a name El Tráfico is for this rivalry?

Jesus Christ, I’m so tired of Americans being too stupid to understand when they’re contradicting themselves.

You are kind of stupid.

Well according to him, a weaker yuan is indeed bad and means they are a “currency manipulator.”

Thank you for staying laser focused on sports by breaking down his swing. I’d be upset if I was tricked into reading about international geopolitical events on Deadspin.

What might not suck: They opened a sensory room at Lincoln for for fans with autism and other sensory issues who need to take a break without having to exit the stadium. I know we are supposed to be dragging them but Swoop has headphones on and that’s fucking adorable.

do they have statues  honoring them?

I grew up outside of Philly and I hate the fucking Eagles, man.

Actually, isn’t the city’s biggest celebrity a fictional character from a movie?