+1 tub of vasoline

LOL, mine’s for Lane Bryant! WTF? I am neither plus-size nor a woman. So I hesitate slightly before accusing you of being an alcoholic, but only slightly!

If you’ve never been to a meeting, it helps, even if you don’t think you have a problem. I went to meetings once a week for two months and it changed my life. You don’t have to say anything and can just listen, and there are snacks.

I get the parent’s grief. But blaming some locker room attendant for running out to score him some drugs and not Skagg’s himself is some next level denial. His death is indeed tragic and I wish he got some help, but it was his decision to make this fatal mistake. Jamming up some underling is bullshit.

Does 1 star = 1 prayer???

Uh, Hem?  This may be redundant, but this IS an Arby’s, and you’re just screaming at your meat station.

YEAAAAAAAAAH

I’m not letting my kid get a Participation in Concussion Drills trophy, man. He’s gotta earn his Concussion Champion trophy.

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Jesus christ. When the fuck did it become acceptable for adults to cheer at a 6 year old(?) getting a concussion? 

And enough Toradol to make Barbaro a triple-crown winner.

Adrenaline is a hell of a drug. Also, opioids that haven’t been banned yet.

Amateur

I went to dinner with a group in college. One of the women out with us ordered a steak (already a red flag, it’s not an “order a steak” kinda joint) well done, then doused it in ketchup and displayed an alarming lack of understanding of how to use a steak knife (it’s a saw, woman! Go back and forth!). I had held a bit…

That’s exactly what a bot would say

Don’t you have more important things to do? Like throwing bananas at black soccer players?

These Russian bots are everywhere now

Rolled my eyes so hard I saw my own brain.

During the stoppage, Mokhtari asked the Nancy players to instruct the fans to stop.

My dad has these same symptoms. First lost his drivers license, then couldnt be left alone, now deciding where he will live the rest of his days. A vibrant hard working man reduced to quiet or rage. It’s the absolute worst thing imaginable. He didn’t play football, but as a parent, there was no way I was letting a kid…