According to this previous Deadspin post, Brown’s helmet is now 12 years old. It would have been 11 years old last year which means he may have gotten the same one year grace period. He just didn’t use it to find a new helmet that he could accept. The reporting has been unclear on this point.

It aint about brains son, its about HEART

To be honest, little Jimmy doesn’t know that Chick-fil-a’s owner donates to anti-LGBT causes. I (mostly) agree with the concept of passing your morals and principles to your children, but early childhood is such a timesuck that I’m willing to stand by Kevin on this one.

Tired of all these primadonnas complaining about not getting to play with what they want. Well boohoo snowflake, there are millions of people who would gladly take your place and play for nothing. What happened to being a MAN and playing football in nothing but a leather shell? That’s real FOOTBALL. You go out there…

Came here knowing someone would cry out about the ONLY social injustice in this world, Chick Fil A. Was not disappointed.

Feel better about yourself now?

Jesus Christ, shut up.

Most parents I know would happily sell their souls for a meltdown-free lunch or dinner with their kid. Fast food preference is a weird hill to die on, I’d bet that every major player in that industry has high-level execs who aren’t exactly woke.

After handling a 3 year old all day, your energy for grandstanding about protesting fast food protests is rather diminished.

I’m just telling you how it is, no artifice or bullshit.

I strongly urge you guys to see how Southampton scored their goal against Liverpool before completely shitting on LA and the MLS in general.

Here, have a bear

His advice: Get a federal permit to kill one of the vultures, then hang it in a tree or other spot where other vultures can see it for miles around.

IT’S FRIIIIDAY. Gonna check Deadspin! Oh I see Ley posted something with animals involved and...

I’ve got a buddy who’s a big Steelers fan. His grandfather was a coal miner who told his dad that he’d be goddamned if he ever saw his son go down a mine.

If all the racist, misogynist, nativist, white supremacist pieces of MAGA garbage actually won every front of the culture war, the males of the species would all be emulating Ben Roethlisberger.

Bears... Ley...

I broke my tibia a little over two years ago today and I’m still dunking on kids on the six foot basket at my local Y. This is inexcusable.

Just another example that we need to keep Washington out of the business of health care!