You don’t exist. Show me some scientific evidence that can prove otherwise.

You must be a reasonably healthy toddler!!

“Entitled” is a racial slur?

Cop.

Fuck ‘em.

No way, I throw like a Major Leaguer!  Who’s unsatisfactory in PE now!

“Did somebody say ‘toast’?” - Rod Minegar, raising a glass

I’m gonna go out on a limb and guess the Vikings don’t have particularly fond feelings for Blair Walsh.

A team spokesperson noted that, for the Cardinals this season, Minegar’s was but the first of many wasted drives.

“Apparently there’s some confusion about white nationalism”

Nothing is more 2019 than the Saints siding with the sinners.

And the award for longest non sequitur rant goes to this dude!

American soldier here, and I’m sorry to say, but protests don’t come when they are convenient for the disaffected. They are spectacles intended to grab the attention of those not paying attention. And kneeling during the anthem?...come on. It’s a racist song designed to play on the self-serving, blind allegiances of…

I'm all for spelling, punctuation, and effective sentence structure.

I’m so confused.

Trump is the first politician in a generation to genuinely take an interest in the well-being of rust-belt blue collar workers.

This comment is the closest thing we’ve had to a Ley-bear post in forever.

This reply is burfict.

FIFY