“Our quarterback suffered a traumatic brain injury after hosting an awards show in New York City last winter.”

that’s a jerk-off station

Drawing parallels with personal experience is a core way in which human beings relate to one another. I have not lived Doc’s life, only my own, but I empathize with struggles to kick addiction and be a better person in part because of my own experiences. They are, as I mentioned, not the same struggles Doc is having,…

This isn’t on you, it’s news and you gotta go with what’s reported, and fuck I hate being serious in a deadspin comment after all these years. But I think it sucks that the cops released the “peed himself” info. I don’t think it adds any necessary context to his situation and unless he wanted it out there to…

Nothing like the shame of hating what you’ve done, and knowing odds are you’ll do it again. I feel for you, Doc. Good luck brother.

I tried to quit a pack-a-day smoking habit three times, including a 2.5-year sting, before finally doing so in 2003.

this comment made me sad

This. They were probably sent with ALL the orders, and it’s only the plus size people who assumed it was an insult directed at them.

It sounds tiring to have to continually look for something to get angry about in an attempt to make yourself relevant and feed your desired image on social media.

Added Solo’s brief, “The negotiator for the USSF is like a brother to me. That’s why I’m going to hit him with a lead pipe.”

Headline should be: Hope Solo Petitions to Join USWNT’s Equal Pay Mediation In An Effort To Remain Relevant

The USWNT already has Megan Rapinoe to provide strong leadership, but I guess Hope Solo could create a good cop/bad cop situation. After all, it usually takes more than one officer to get Hope Solo in cuffs.

Good. From everything I've read, fuck that guy.

At the end Gary has to die

I say we send them all too Detroit with tools and building supplies. They get a new home America gets a functional city. Double win!

Yeah what’s wrong with them!?! It’s not like their fleeing an out of control narcos state fueled by America’s demand for illegal drugs or trying to survive an economy crushed by the America’s rabid obsession over low cost goods

Applying for asylum is still legal.