Because shut up, Kyle.

Your trailer’s writing checks your movie can’t cash!

Yeah except your typical management isn’t lead by a guy who says he’s the ultimate friend to the working class and who just happens to be running for President.

Well this is certainly a little awkward.........

Um, I made a masturbation joke. This is Deadspin, after all.

Chuck Yeager last flew in an F-15 when he was 89.

This is just a re-release of the original movie with a FaceApp filter applied

These are the same people for whom devotion to a local pro or college sports team makes an acceptable stand-in for an actual personality or identity. Their political “ideals” are no different.  They don’t care about reason, or logic, or truth. They’re just rooting for “their team,” because they don’t have—they…

You’re not an intelligent person and nobody values anything you have to say.

now you have something new to talk about with your therapist.  

FYI, if they have an accent when they come back or ever say ‘I forget the word in English’, you’re legally allowed to bludgeon them with a hammer.

Of course Europe makes you better. Spend five minutes with anyone who studied abroad and they’ll tell you.

I can only imagine how privileged some of these dumbasses must be to keep blaming Democrats for everything while Trump and the right keep burning everything to the ground. It’s gotta be Susan Sarandon size privilege.

You people have a really strange obsession with changing the subject and railing on the democrats.

(slow clap) way to make this tragedy about you.

Iiiiiiiin south Philadelphia with my mom
Up the first-base line was where I had my glove on
Chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ in my seat
And a foul ball comes shootin’ outside of my reach
When the only other kid who gave the slightest shit
Started out first and beat me to it
He got one little hug when he handed me the ball
McCart…

Fuck off. It’s not quite victim blaming, but it’s not far off. I don’t agree with Pelosi’s comments, but she has nothing to do with Trump/Republicans being racist fuckweasels.

Actually it started when AOC’s chief of staff called a bunch of fellow Democrats racists for voting for the bill to fund the detention centers.

“saying that ignorance is pervasive in many parts of this country”