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bootstraps, too.

You have been suspended from commenting on 4 Deadspin articles for your thoughtful comment. We must protect the shield.

garbage bacon makes me sad.

That’s an improvement over the original

FAKE NEWS! THERE IS ONLY ONE RESPONSE FROM A CONSERVATIVE TO A PROBLEM: thanks Obama!!!1!1!

Uncle Rico is waiting by the (rotary) phone.

#YouCan’tAffordtheFunPack

I used to do the Broad Street run in Philly. You knew you were close to the finish line at the stadium in South Philly when you got to the part of Broad Street where they parked in the middle of the freakin’ road.

ESPN has now removed Robert Lee from the University of Wyoming season opener

moar details please!

the christian conservative Patriots fan in my office honestly believes the New England Patriots brought together America after the September 11th attacks because their team name was the Patriots and they won the Soup or Bowl in 2002. You can guess what he thinks of Kaep.

that’s some good hobo-ing.

RGIII holding on line two for you.

The flights that I’m on. Mwhahahahahaha

The Washington football team would like to have a word with you and your t-shirt.

I feel like i need more information about this picture but at the same time, I don’t really want to know...

even has his body cam turned off.

What happens when Neymar signs with DC United this summer?

It’s always time for another cat.