well I say, maybe he lost his dueling pistol?

This healthcare thing is pretty complex. Lotta ins, lotta outs.

What’s the best nickname for a big, satisfying sandwich? Umm, the answer is a hoagie.

The Cleveland Browns?

escort? i’m sick of Deadspin covering e-sports! oh, wait....

I do not recall if I saw him dunk or not, Senator

Oh how I wish I was allowed to buy the “Metal Up Your Ass” t-shirt that one time in Wildwood with a picture of a knife sticking up from a toilet bowl. When you’re 10, nobody lets you buy cool stuff.

I’m too lazy to count the letters in each word to see if this is true. But i’m not so lazy as to be intriqued by your theory and to sign up for your newsletter

Would watch on a Saturday night on TNT when I should be going out to a party instead.

Yes. Yes it is.

I think you misunderstood Nick’s question. He had to be asking about standing on the beach and peeing into the ocean because who in their right minds pulls down their shorts to piss underwater? How does this guy pee in the pool?

can you please accidentally post his email address?

That’s 63 too many

“under promise and over deliver”. (I don’t photograph well, either)

John Rampino disagrees.

please be true. is there a source you can share on that?

I think when you typed the words “robbed at taco bell”, you really meant “being rescued from taco bell”

Fixed the first paragraph for you:

John Rampino works in the white house?

Saint Drew - the patron saint of HOT TAKES