To bad they weren’t playing Tittsburgh. I mean Pittsburgh.

500 Days of Fyre Festival.... please and thank you

It’s like a Gilligans Island 2.0 reboot and they found the next Thurston Howell the third.

The Tea Party Xtian Conservative just walked into my office to tell me that those durn lib’rals are to blame. I had to remind him to turn off Alex Jones in the office

ahh, that brings back memories. now if you’ll excuse me a minute....

Earth looks pretty flat to me! /s

That’s what she said.

We make the assumption that alien life would be using the same/similar technologies we’ve developed. That’s pretty arrogant of us. There’s probably some scientist on TRAPPIST 1 searching the skies with his or her Zorb intelligence Pattern Yurping (ZiPY) device assuming since there are no ZiPY signals out there and a…

Cation said the noises continued for about three minutes.

When do they release Google Flat Earth?

‘Murican baseball players, that’s who.

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Maybe if the ingredients had formed a union....

Would pay money to go to a speed metal swing revival mashup concert.

Sounds like a special little snowflake needs his safe space.

This wanker (Cillizza) has a live chat on Fridays on the Washington Post. People need to show up to that chat and let him have it. here’s the link:

The biggest stunned bird of them all? Sam Bradford.

Do you have a newsletter I could subscribe to?

Technical foul for not dancing the right way. Not enough grit in those moves.

or a properly fitting suit jacket.