Yeah, is the war in winter? Because if the forecast is for snow, DC will just cancel it the night before.

I didn’t know I was at fault for writing about someone doing something shady, but my eyes have been opened. Thank you

but I’m not going to jump down someone’s throat for using words like that in casual conversation.

Ha ha they misspelled Obamer.

Pictured: The one concrete statement about all of this.

Hi there, Jeff

In their final moments on earth, these poor girls were fully aware that their own mother was going to blow them away just to spite their father. On his birthday.

Yes, we can apply it to a lot of things. “Everyone is a responsible banana eater until suddenly they aren’t.”

What’s worse, the duffel bag had a history of carrying weapons.

I respect this take. All takes matter.

Fittingly, with a 4–6 start.

England sees your slow clap and raises you slow, ponderous attack devoid of ideas.

“Heaven help us if one of the conditions is to pee in a bottle.”

Similarly, Gonzalo Higuain “scoring in a final” is also just a threat.

I agree, the Fox coverage sucks. It’s not even just soccer where they treat viewers like morons. I remember when they showed the BCS games back in 2006-2009. During their first BCS game broadcast, the announcers were telling us the difference between college rules and NFL rules. Besides, any network that has Joe Buck…

Counterpoint

They also ended up wrapping, like, all 9 dudes left on the pitch around Messi every time he touched the ball, so, yeah, not JUST his fault.

Whoa whoa whoa, I’m all for jingoism, but that’s a Fox Sports+Skip Bayless level lede right there. There’s ten other dudes on the pitch, yeah? Presumably paid a lot of money? Just as vested as Messi in whether the team wins or loses?