+1 devalued pound

*Nods seriously while frowning slightly to indicate thinking*

-Steve Young, who is not wearing pants under the desk.

The apple pie didn’t fall far from the Eve’s Pudding.

Buzzfeed Quiz. If he were an ice cream he’d be a Dilly Bar.

None of that is actually true at all. I watched the trial for several days and have been following it closely. There was no evidence of a rough ride, and it became known later that the prosecutors were wrong about the false arrest. The knife that Freddie Gray carried was legal under state law but illegal under city…

This wasn't speeding. If he was doing 80 on the LIE at 2AM, I'd agree with you. This was recklessly weaving through traffic, making multiple illegal and dangerous lane changes, and putting the lives of dozens of others at risk. I'm entirely in favor of felony charges for drivers who injure or kill cyclists and…

Who? The Camaro or the videographer?

Every time someone posts a street racing video to one of my FB groups, I forward the video link to their local police department.

I bet it’s Solo and he goes around beating up the other kids.

Harsh, but fair.

Landon Donovan’s most insightful commentary of the night was about how no opposing player feels good watching Messi tie his shoes before a free kick.

Adu

Wondolowski?

Eight or ten years ago when I was middle aged instead of old I saw this dude flying down the field with the ball get completely wiped out. Instead of lying there as I expected he popped right up, regained control of the ball, and continued on his way. Lionel Messi is the reason I watch soccer. He still plays a…

True warriors seek out the greatest opponents to smite

You could just have them follow the Russians around.

sweet! This is particularly gratifying for me, having been a die hard Iceland fan ever since I read your article on them last week!

I’d possibly willingly dent my own car if I could have Irish Soccer Fan Paintless Dent Removal Squad come and fix it.

This should become a thing. Irish sports fans rampaging cities and repairing cars, installing new windows, painting storefronts. All while falling down drunk and singing.

This was all far funnier than I expected it to be.