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Why would anyone sign that? What a dum-dum.  

The NDA can’t possibly keep someone from pressing charges when a member of the family is in violation of the law though?

That’s what I call...

Livan... La Vida Loca.

What is “Russian Sauce?” Its called “1000 Islands Dressing.”

This is exactly why I don’t play in the summer league.

This is fucking fantastic.

Today the Great Salt Lake is even saltier.

The US is going to comply with the accord anyway, ignoring Trump.

Fucking. Nuclear. Take.

Celebrities, they’re just like us.

I can’t blame the Vikings for doing damage control. They’re just trying to prevent this from mushrooming into a suspension.

I do. There was a UofLouisville star a few years back who had big league lawyers. At the time I wondered why Courier Journal reporters never tried to follow the $$$...

I know Deadspin is not into “Power Rankings” and all that typical clickbait sports content, but I wish they would do a Power Rankings of morally bankrupt college athletics personnel. Its so hard to keep track of them all and who is the actual worst?

Obviously there are some Attorney-Client issues that have to be carefully navigated. But, when a student athlete lawyers up, journalists should be looking at how that athlete obtained representation.

The Bulls may have the worst culture in the NBA, but the worst culture in all of sports can be found in the Tampa Bay Buccaneers’ locker room.

Sadly, this Clutchman is correct.

No. See. Ok. So back in 1998 while investigating the murder of Laura Palmer, the REAL Phil Jackson somehow managed to travel “between dimensions” and he became “stuck” in what’s referred to as “the black lodge,” which is sort of an interdimensional purgatory. Anyway, since his essence passed from this realm into that…

I will eat the berry for lunch.